Steeler football time, that is. In honor of tonight’s game and all Steeler fans everywhere…..
A Steelers fan, a Browns fan and a Titans fan were all in Saudi Arabia,
sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden the Saudi police rushed
in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in
Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming
the booze, they were sentenced to death!
However, with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully
appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was
a Saudi national holiday the day their trial fi nished, and the extremely
benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after receiving just 20
lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the
Sheik suddenly said, "It’s my first wife’s birthday today, and she has asked
me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
The Titans fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought
about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This
was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through.
The Titans fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the
punishment was done.
The Browns fan was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth by himself),
and after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my
back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went
through again, sending the Browns fan out crying like a little girl.
Th e Steelers fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but
before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said, "You support
the greatest team in the world, your team has some of the best and most
loyal football fans in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"
"Thanks, your most Royal highness," the Steelers fan replies. "In
recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but
100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very
brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is
what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the
Sheik asks.
"Tie the Browns fan to my back."
HERE WE GO Steelers…HERE WE GO.
LOL!
Very funny!
Best of luck to your Steelers this season!!
It’s hard to get excited about NFL football when the Lions are your home team. (can you hear me rolling my eyes?)
Comment by chesneygirl — September 1, 2006 @ 8:50 am
Despite being a Broncos fan, I have to laugh at the punchline of this ‘un
Comment by Skunkfeathers — September 1, 2006 @ 9:21 am